One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced one another.
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman, he heard the noise.
And he came and he killed those two dead boys.
If you don’t believe my lies are truths,
Then ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
Waitomo Glowworm Caves are a famous tourist attraction because of the large population of fireflies that live in caves. Fireflies, or Arachnocampa luminosa - tiny bioluminescent creatures that produce blue and green light live exclusively in New Zealand.